滥杀无辜
在沃瑟斯博士的社论出版后 After Dr. Werthers' editorial,
漫画书成了河谷镇不受欢迎的期刊 comic books were periodicals non grata in Riverdale,
我也同时成为了 佩普漫画杂志的撰稿人 just as I'd become one of Pep Comics' go-to writers.
说到佩普漫画 And speaking of Pep Comics,
我注意到他们最近的一些作品 和我最喜欢的低俗小说作家 I noticed some of their recent output bore an uncanny resemblance
布拉德雷伯里的写作风格惊人地相似 to stories written by my favorite pulp writer of all time, Brad Rayberry.
但雷伯里的名字呢 But where was Rayberry's credit?
菲尔斯顿先生 Mr. Fieldstone,
你刚刚出版的漫画在故事节拍方面 the comic book that you just published is, beat for beat,
跟布拉德雷伯里 十年前发表的那个故事一模一样 exactly like a story that Brad Rayberry published ten years ago.
等等 Hold on.
雷伯里的故事叫做《十一月郡》 The Rayberry story is called November County.
我们的叫《十一月国家》 Ours is called November Country.
佩普漫画这样算是剽窃吗 Is Pep Comics in the business of plagiarizing?
这个丑陋的词 我们这里从来不说的 好吗 That is an ugly word we never use here, all right?
但我全都想起来了 But it's all coming back to me now.
我记得试过联络这个雷伯里 询问版权问题 I dimly remember trying to reach out to this Rayberry guy about a rights inquiry,
但他一直没回我电话 所以我以为他可能死了 but he never returned my calls, so I just assumed he was probably dead.
我已经来这里好几天了 You know, I've been here a couple of days now
注意到了一些事情 and I've observed a few things.
休息一下 阿奇 Take a break, Archie.
你妈妈担心你 Your mom's concerned about you.
我也是 And so am I.
说谎 总是鬼鬼祟祟的 和布罗森家女孩的那件事 The lying, the sneaking around, that business with the Blossom girl.
你的成绩平平 也没有尽到对家里的责任 Your grades are mediocre, and you're not pulling your weight around the house.
你觉得你爸爸对此会怎么想 你觉得他会为你骄傲吗 How do you think your dad would feel? Think he'd be proud?
他上战场前跟你说了什么 What did he say to you before he went off to war?
提醒我一下 Remind me.
他说我应该照顾妈妈 成为一家之主 He said that I should take care of Mom and be the man of the house.
没错 That's right.
你觉得你做到了吗 Now, do you think you've lived up to that?
没有 No.
但你得开始这样做 Well, you're going to start.
就现在吧 Right now.
跟我来 Come with me.
妈妈 如果我最近对你不敬 对此我很抱歉 Mom, I'm sorry if I've been disrespecting you lately.
我保证 我以后会做得更好 I promise I'll be a better son to you.
谢谢你 阿奇 Thank you, Archie.
我知道你会的 亲爱的 I know you will, honey.
好样的 Good man.
明天我们会和你们校长谈谈 提高你成绩的事 Tomorrow, we'll talk to your principal about getting your grades up.
["I Feel So Good" playing]
♪ I feel so ♪
♪ Good ♪
♪ Right now ♪
河谷镇高中
维罗妮卡 可以借一步说话吗 Veronica, can I bend your ear?
没问题 贝蒂 Sure, Betty.
你想说什么 What's on your mind?
我只是想知道 I was just wondering...
做爱是什么感觉 what's sex like?
天啊 My goodness.
我才喝了我的晨起爪哇咖啡 And I've barely just had my morning java.
我只是读了些相关的东西 Well, all I'm doing is reading about it,
所以想找个有亲身体验的人聊聊 and I just wanted to talk to someone with, you know, first-hand experience.
好吧 Okay.
真相时间到 Truth time.
你不能告诉其他任何人 因为我得维护我的名声 Now, you can't tell anyone, because I have a reputation to uphold,
不过说实话 but, entre nous,
我还没跟男生发展到那一步 I haven't actually gone all the way with a boy.
现在还没有 Not yet.
我只是想当然地以为你知道 因为你 I just assumed because you're so...
太性感了 sexy.
谢谢你注意到 Thanks for noticing.
贝蒂 你不一定要做爱才能性感 But, Betty, you don't have to have sex to be sexy.
但你怎么 But how do you...?
我要怎么做才能更像你 How do I carry myself more like you?
女人可以利用各种技巧 Well, there are all sorts of tricks a woman can use
纵情享受身体 让自己感觉更性感 to revel in her body and feel more sensual.
香水就是其中之一 Perfume is one.
或是让你脚步摇摆的高跟鞋 Or a heel that puts a sway in your step.
但我最喜欢的小行业机密 But my favorite little trade secret...
是穿性感内衣 is wearing sexy lingerie.
内衣 Lingerie?
我喜欢它给我的感觉 I like the way it makes me feel.
柔软的布料抵着我的皮肤 The soft fabric against my skin,
知道它让我的身体看起来很棒 knowing that it makes my body look fantastic.
不如你来试试内衣吧 Say, why don't you give lingerie a whirl?
放学后来潘布鲁克试穿一下吧 Come over to The Pembrooke after school and try some on.
好的 没问题 Okay. Sure.
早上好 安托瓦内特 Good morning, Antoinette.
我把你的小说还给你 Here's your novel back.
《胡椒的代价》
你觉得怎么样 What did you think of it?
我喜欢这个封面 I like the cover.
两名体态丰满的女性 There's something aesthetically pleasing
紧贴在一起唤起了一种美感 about two voluptuous, feminine forms in close proximity to each other.
丰满 Voluptuous, huh?
不如我们去暗室 Well, how about you and I go to the Dark Room
不受打扰地喝杯卡布奇诺 and grab a cappuccino in privacy,
我们可以相互聊聊封面图的美妙之处 where we can feed each other apple butter about the cover art?
不 不行 我忙着准备母老虎队复出的事 No, I couldn't possibly. I'm far too busy getting ready to relaunch my Vixens.
是的 Oh, yes.
你那个啦啦队 Your paper shakers.
我很想邀你加入 I would ask you to join,
但我相信啦啦队对你这种 but I'm sure being a cheerleader is far too square
玩世不恭的女孩来说太保守了 for a girl greaser like you.
校长 我以成摞的圣经发誓 Sir, I swear on a stack of Bibles
我要加倍用功 提高成绩 that I'm gonna double down on my schoolwork and get my grades up.
我想至少达到普通学生的水平 I wanna be at least a B student.
很高兴听你这么说 阿奇 I'm happy to hear that, Archie.
我觉得你身上 I feel as if there's much...
还有很多未开发的潜能 untapped potential within you.
弗兰克 你来得正是时候 And, Frank, your timing couldn't be better.
我能和你私下谈谈吗 I wonder, might I have a word with you in private?
当然 Of course.
阿奇 你能回避一下吗 Archie, will you excuse us?
没问题 Uh, sure.
好了 姑娘们 大家打起精神 看看我们的人选如何 Okay, girls, let's fire it up and see what we're working with.
["Too Darn Hot" playing]
♪ It's too darn hot ♪
希望我没有来得太晚 Hope I'm not too late.
抱歉 你不在我们的名单上 I'm sorry, you're not on our list.
-祝你明年好运 -艾芙琳 -Better luck next year...-Evelyn.
你是队长吗 Are you the captain?
不 没错 我才是队长 Oh. No, that's right. That would be me.
所以别再烦我 闭上你的嘴 So quit biting at my ankles and shut your trap.
你还不算太迟 托妮 You're not too late, Toni.
事实上 你是第一个上台的 In fact, you're first up.
我猜你准备了一套表演 I assume you prepared a routine.
是的 I did.
我们有活力 We got the pep
我们有 We got the...
["Too Darn Hot" playing]
♪ It's too darn hot ♪
♪ I'd like to sup with my baby tonight ♪
♪ Refill the cup with my baby tonight ♪
♪ I'd like to sup with my baby tonight ♪
♪ Refill the cup with my baby tonight ♪
♪ But I ain't up to my baby tonight ♪
♪ 'Cause it's too darn hot... ♪
河谷镇高中 Riverdale High School
那是我们的球队 That's our team
哎呀 真是让人刮目相看 惊喜不已 Well, razz my berries and put them in a jelly jar.
我很多年没见过这种彩球技巧了 I haven't seen that kind of pom-pom technique in years.
既然我一个人 就可以代表母老虎队发言 Since I alone speak for the Vixens,
我想正式邀请你加入啦啦队 I would like to officially offer you a spot on the squad.
-我们不该等等看 -伊芙琳 -Shouldn't we wait 'til we've seen...? -Evelyn.
在你证明你能做的 不只是照搬桃乐丝黛的曲子之前 Until you've proven you can do more than regurgitate a Doris Day shuffle,
我建议你闭嘴 I suggest you zip it.
看来我要多待一阵子了 So, looks like I'll be sticking around a while.
费瑟黑德校长让我当篮球队的总教练 Principal Featherhead asked me to be the basketball team's head coach.
真是个好消息 弗兰克 Oh, that's great news, Frank.
既然战争结束了 Now that the war's over,
费瑟黑德想让斗牛犬队复出 Featherhead wants to bring the Bulldogs back.
明天放学后是选拔赛 Tryouts are tomorrow after school.
我期待在那里见到你 I expect to see you there.
如果你不介意的话 这个赛季我还是算了 Well, if it's all the same to you, I think I might sit this season out.
但你喜欢打篮球 But you love basketball.
我被告知要专心学习 妈妈 I've been told to focus on my studies, Mom.
阿奇 你还年轻 你可以一边学习一边打篮球 Archie, you're young. You can study and play basketball.
你不会想让我留在队里的 You don't want me on the team.
我打得不好 很久没练习了 I'm no good. I'm out of practice.
阿奇 Archie.
没关系 玛丽 It's okay, Mary.
如果阿奇觉得自己不适合打球 If Archie doesn't feel like he's fit to play,
他可以以其他方式做出贡献 he can contribute another way...
例如做送水员 as a water boy.
夜莺 你要讲什么故事 What's the tale, nightingale?
出来让我看看 Come out and let me see.
我 我不确定 I...I'm not sure.
别谦虚了 贝蒂 这里就我们俩 Don't be modest, Betty. It's just us girls.
我就知道 I knew it.
我就知道你穿起来会很好看 I knew it would look perfect on you.
你感觉如何 Well, how do you feel?
性感得不得了 Sexy as sin?
一点也没有 我觉得很尴尬 Hardly. I feel... embarrassed.
为什么 Why?
贝蒂佩吉本人都会为你发疯 Bettie Page herself would go ape for you.
这是个愚蠢的主意 This was a silly idea.
-我去换下来 -贝蒂 等等 -I'm gonna change. -Betty, wait.
过来 Come here.
给你自己一点时间来适应这些蕾丝 Give yourself a minute to get used to the lace.
深呼吸 Deep breaths.
现在看看你自己 Now look at yourself.
看看你美丽的身体 跟着我说 Look at your beautiful body and repeat after me.
我美丽 强大 性感 I am a gorgeous, powerful, sexy siren
正值女性力量的巅峰 at the height of my womanly powers.
愿上帝怜悯河谷镇高中的男孩们 And may God have mercy on the boys of Riverdale High.
雷伯里先生 我是贾格赫德琼斯 Mr. Rayberry, uh, I'm Jughead Jones.
我是河谷镇佩普漫画的作家 I'm a writer over at Pep Comics in Riverdale,
我确信他们为了赚钱 and I know for a fact
剽窃并出版了你的故事 they are plagiarizing and publishing your stories for monetary gain.
他们在剥削你 They're ripping you off.
我觉得你应该给他们发一封警告信 I think you should send them a cease and desist letter
或者起诉他们 or sue them or something.
是的 等等 Yeah. Hold on. Hold on.
你在佩普漫画工作 You're employed by Pep Comics?
你想让我起诉佩普漫画 为什么 And you want me to sue Pep Comics? Why?
这样说可能有点夸张 但是 Well, that might be a bit extreme, but, uh...
我觉得你是最棒的 你不应该受到这样对待 I think you're the tops, and you shouldn't be treated this way.
我 I, um...
我肯定这只是个误会 I'm sure it's just some kind of misunderstanding.
这 Uh, it's...
不是这样的 这就是剽窃 It's not. It's theft.
我看了佩普漫画所有的过往期刊 I went through all of Pep Comics' back issues.
他们粗略改编了你的八篇故事 They've poached, like, eight of your stories.
这是最新的一期 Um, this is just the latest one.
说吧 艾芙琳 Spit it out, Evelyn.
我有点担心 I have some concerns
我们的新母老虎托妮托佩兹 about our new Vixen, Toni Topaz.
受到威胁只会让你更努力 Feeling threatened should only make you work harder.
我只是觉得我们队里 不该有像托妮这样的女孩 I just don't think that we should have girls like Toni on our squad.
你最好说话小心点 艾芙琳 You best choose your next words very carefully, Evelyn.
河谷镇高中是多文化融合学校 母老虎队也一样 Riverdale High is fully integrated, as are the Vixens.
-如果你对此有意见 -我不是嫌弃托妮是黑人 而是 -If you have a problem with that...-My problem isn't Toni being Black.
而是因为大家都知道她是拉拉 Well, it's with the fact that everyone knows she's a lezzie.
我没办法裸体跟她在更衣室相处 And I wouldn't be comfortable naked in the locker room with her.
我不知道你是从哪听来的 这么恶心的谣言 艾芙琳 I don't know where you heard such a disgusting rumor, Evelyn,
但我给你一点提示 but let me clue you in.
托妮托佩兹不是个 Toni Topaz is not a...
不管那是什么人 whatever that word is.
我不允许我的小队里有这种行为 I wouldn't tolerate such behavior on my squad,
所以闭上你的臭嘴 so shut your damn mouth about it.
现在请你离开 Now put an egg in your shoe and beat it.
最新一集《噢女儿 》就要开始了 A new episode of Oh, Mija! is about to begin
我不邀请你留下来观看 and you are not invited to stay and watch.
托佩兹 Topaz.
听说你现在进了啦啦队 Scuttlebutt is you're a paper shaker now.
怎么了 What happened?
让我猜猜 Let me guess.
你还在盯着那个红发伪异性恋吗 Still bird-dogging that redheaded closet case?
虽然我不必向你解释我的行为 莉佐 Not that I have to justify my actions to you, Lizzo,
你眼前这位 you're currently looking
是河谷镇高中史上 第一位黑人啦啦队员 at Riverdale High's first Black cheerleader ever.
这对你来说可能不算什么 但对我来说很重要 Now, that may not mean a lot to you, but it does to me.
所以这对你来说是政治问题 So it's political for you?
我懂了 这就说得通了 Yeah, I got it. That makes sense.
该死 托佩兹 你一定是上钩了 Damn, Topaz, you must really be on the hook.
我也不是怪你 Not that I blame you.
这颗樱桃棒棒糖我是愿意舔一舔的 That's one cherry lollipop I'd happily lick.
你对我的车做了什么 What the heck did you do with my car?
那辆改装车让你分心了 阿奇 That hot rod was an unnecessary distraction, Archie.
它很安全 等你的成绩回到正轨 就会还给你 It's safe and sound. You'll get it back once your grades are where they should be.
我要怎么去学校 How do you expect me to get to school?
你可以走路 You can walk.
坐公交车 骑自行车 Take the bus, ride your bike.
或者你可以搭我的车 不过你最好快点 Or you can hitch a ride with me, but you'd better hustle.
你不想第一天做送水工就迟到吧 You don't wanna be late for your first day as water boy.
怎么样 你穿了吗 Well? Are you wearing them?
别生气 但我确实没穿 Don't flip out, but I am not.
贝蒂 你不每天穿蕾丝内裤 Betty, how will you ever get used to lace panties
怎么能穿习惯呢 if you don't wear them every day?
我知道 但是今天待会儿有体育课 I know, but there's gym class later today,
我不想让人们看到我穿蕾丝 然后觉得我是个色情狂 and I didn't want people to see me in them and think I was some kind of nymphomaniac.
又是那些想用心理手法操纵女性的人 发明出的一个词汇 Yet another word invented by men who wanna gaslight women.
既然我是你的新女僚机 我一直在想 Anyway, now that I'm your new wingwoman, I've been thinking...
是时候帮你找个男人了 it's time we found you a man
找个会欣赏你是多么迷人 强大 who can appreciate what an incredible, powerful,
美丽 令人倾心的男人 beautiful knockout you are.
既然你和凯文已经分手了 你现在看上谁了 So now that you and Kevin are no more, who do you have your eye on?
其实是有一个人 There is someone, actually.
别害羞 这个撞大运的家伙是谁 Don't be coy. Who's the lucky duck?
是阿奇 It's Archie.
对 阿奇是青少年梦中情人 对吧 Yes, Archie is a teen dreamboat, isn't he?
你很幸运 Well, you're in luck.
我刚刚在休息室看到他了 I spied him in the lounge mere seconds ago.
不如你直接进去约他出来 So why don't you march on in there and ask him out?
现在就去 免得过会儿你又出尔反尔 Let's do it now before you can talk yourself out of it.
嗨 阿奇 Hi, Archie.
贝蒂 嘿 Betty, hey.
找我有什么事吗 What's the scoop?
我找你是想问 The scoop is...
你想和我去看电影吗 do you maybe wanna go to the movies with me?
看电影 The movies?
当然了 贝蒂 我很乐意带你去看电影 Heck, yeah, Betty. I'd love to take you to the movies.
真的吗 Really?
但我不行 But I can't.
我现在不行 因为我的弗兰克叔叔 他最近一直很讨人厌 I can't right now. It's my Uncle Frank. He's being a real pain in the ass.
他安排我去买饼干 让我负责给球队送水 He's got me on a trip for biscuits, making me the team water boy.
也许过几周他就会放松要求了 Maybe he'll ease up in the next couple weeks,
那时我们就可以去了 and we can go then?
当然 那就下次吧 Of course. Yeah, another time is fine.
至少他好心想到一个借口 At least he was nice enough to come up with an excuse.
或者他说的就是实话 Or it's the truth.
你只需要等待阿奇解决好 他的家庭纠纷 And you just need to let Archie work out his family strife for a bit.
我们干脆直接找两个爱玩的男孩 Say, why don't we nab ourselves a couple of good time boys
来个四人约会 and go on a double date?
和谁 With... With who?
街那头不是有一所私立男校吗 Isn't there an all-boys private school down the lane?
你是说斯通沃预科学校 You mean Stonewall Prep?
我喜欢私立学校的男生 Mm. J'adore private school boys.
欲求不满 So sexually frustrated,
很容易被耍弄和操纵 so easy to torment and manipulate.
看看这里有什么 Let's see what we have here.
《女性禁忌之爱》 The Story of Forbidden Feminine Love.
我就知道 I knew it.
打扰一下 有什么能帮你的吗 艾芙琳 Excuse me. Can I help you with something, Evelyn?
很奇怪 托妮 It's strange, Toni.
当我问她时 雪柔坚称你不喜欢女孩 When I asked her, Cheryl insisted that you weren't gaga for girls.
这本书可和她说得不一样 This book tells a different story.
其实我什么书都看 As a matter of fact, I read all kinds of books.
所以不要再管我的闲事了 So how about you quit sticking your nose in my business
否则我给你来个拳头三明治 before I serve you up a knuckle sandwich?
你明白了吗 Can you dig it?
不如你告诉我 雪柔到底说了什么 Now, why don't you tell me exactly what Cheryl said?
《恐怖教室》
你觉得怎么样 第一期刚出刊 So, what do you think? First issue, hot off the presses.
这太霸气了 老板 This is so boss, boss.
看到全彩的 还印着我名字的 To see it in full color and in print with my name...
这就是最明确的证据 That's just the final proof.
你们这些马屁精里 谁是阿尔菲尔斯顿 Which one of you shucksters is Al Fieldstone?
我是 你是谁 I am. Who are you?
布拉德雷伯里 你的漫画书一直在剽窃我的短篇故事 Brad Rayberry. You've been plagiarizing my short stories for your comic books.
喂 难道说两个不同的作家 Hey, now. What's to say that two different writers
不能同时有相似的点子吗 couldn't have had similar ideas concurrently?
一次或许有可能 Once, maybe.
但八次呢 But eight times?
你觉得这理由在法庭上站得住脚吗 You think that's gonna pass muster in the courts?
法庭 听我说 伙计 The courts? You listen to me, pal.
我聘请了纽约最好的律师 I have got the top lawyers in New York on retainer.
伙计们 我承认有人曾经读过一本书 Uh, fellas, acknowledging that someone at some time
并从中受到启发 might have read a book and been inspired by it,
我们将雷伯里先生的名字 what if we put Mr. Rayberry's name
放在所有与他相似内容作品的 重印版上 on all future reprints of stories that are similar to his
并付他一笔数额不多 但合适的费用来作为改编费呢 and pay him a modest but appropriate fee for the rights to adapt his work?
那是多少钱 How much dough are we talking about?
-不如 -不如 -How about...? -How about...
一个故事两美元的改编费 a $2 adaptation fee per story?
成交 但对于你已经改编的八个故事 我要求得到赔款 Deal. But I wanna be compensated for the 8 stories you've already adapted.
成交 Deal.
我们皆大欢喜 Well, all's well that ends well.
雷伯里先生 Eh, Mr. Rayberry?
等着瞧吧 We shall see.
-我们要怎么做 -由你决定 -So how's this gonna work, anyway? -It's up to you.
你可以自己来改编故事 You, um, could adapt your own stories,
也可以找别的佩普漫画作家来做 or you could get a different Pep Comics writer to do it.
像你这样的作家 Writers like you, maybe?
这会是我的荣幸 先生 It would be an honor, sir.
我喜欢你在各种低俗杂志上的 所有故事 I love all your stories in all the different pulp magazines.
《怪谈》 《惊奇故事》 和《奇妙冒险》 Weird Tales, Startling Stories, Fantastic Adventures.
你老爸认可你的文学抱负吗 Does, uh, your old man approve of your literary aspirations?
-我爸百分百不认可 -我没法告诉你 -Mine sure as hell didn't. -Couldn't tell you.
他离开尘世了吗 我很遗憾 Did he leave the mortal coil? I'm sorry.
不是 Oh, no. Uh...
我想他住在托莱多 他 He lives in Toledo, I think. He, uh...
几年前镇上发生过一起 场面狼藉的大型抢劫案 There was this big, messy robbery in town a few years back,
他是主要嫌疑人 and he was the prime suspect.
所以他骑上摩托车 离开了河谷镇 So he hopped on his bike and split from Riverdale.
你写过这个吗 Have you written about that?
没有 No.
你应该写 You should.
除了搞笑书 你还写别的吗 You write anything other than funny books?
是的 我写过短篇小说 但已经有一段时间没写了 Yeah. No, I write short stories, but it's been a while.
如果我写短篇小说 你会看吗 If I wrote a short story, would you read it?
该死 我们本来聊得很开心 Crud. We were having such a swell time.
我在逗你玩 I'm yanking your chain.
我当然会 Sure, I would.
能把番茄酱递给我吗 Now, pass me the ketchup, will you?
["Lead Me Father" playing]
♪ When my hands are tired ♪
♪ And my step is slow ♪
斗牛犬队之家
♪ Walk beside me ♪
♪ And give me the strength to go ♪
♪ Fill my face with your courage ♪
♪ So defeat won't show ♪
♪ Pick me up when I stumble ♪
♪ So the world won't know ♪
♪ Lead me, Father ♪
♪ With the staff of life ♪
♪ Give me the strength for a song ♪
♪ That the words I sing ♪
♪ Might more strength bring ♪
♪ To help some poor troubled ♪
♪ Weary worker along ♪
早上好 Good morning.
-阿奇 我有好消息告诉你 -是什么 -I have good news for you, Archie. -What's that?
我给你在老爹的店找了份加油的工作 I got you a job pumping gas at Pop's.
这就是一家之主的意义 阿奇 That's what being man of the house means, Archie.
要同时肩负多种责任 Taking on multiple responsibilities.
贾格赫德 这也太厉害了 Jughead, this is fat city.
我们必须庆祝一下 要不要去老爹的店请我们吃汉堡 We have to celebrate. Wanna go to Pop's and treat us to burgers?
我也想去 Man, I wish I could.
但放学后我要去雷伯里先生家 But after school, I'm going over to Mr. Rayberry's house.
我想让他读我写的新故事 I want him to read this new story I wrote.
-雪柔布罗森 有大麻烦了 -我同意 是米吉 对吗 -Cheryl Blossom, we got a big problem. -I concur. It's Midge, right?
不是 你告诉艾芙琳埃弗雷夫 我不喜欢女孩 No. It's you telling Evelyn Evernever that I don't like girls.
她觉得你是拉拉 She put down that you were lezzie.
我捍卫了你的荣誉和名声 I defended your honor and reputation.
这正是问题所在 That's the problem.
你无权替我说话 你无权定义我 You don't get to speak for me. You don't get to define me.
你不能给我定型 You don't get to put me in a box.
我只是想保护你 I was just trying to protect you.
我不需要谁来拯救我 I don't need a savior.
我不为自己感到羞耻 也不为我喜欢什么样的人感到羞耻 I'm not ashamed of who I am or who I like.
以前不这样 以后也不会这样 I never have been, and I never will be.
我不知道你想让我说什么 I don't know what you want me to say.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我不想在你身上浪费时间了 雪柔 我也不想再畏畏缩缩了 I'm done wasting my time on you, Cheryl, and I'm done with all this pussyfooting.
所以我希望你能到达自己的目的地 So I hope that you get to wherever you're going.
但我要下车了 But I'm getting off this train.
人生苦短 Life's too damn short.
等等 托妮 Wait, Toni.
你说得对 You're right.
我 I...
喜欢女孩 am attracted to girls.
这是个开始 Well, that's a start.
我想也许 And I think maybe, um...
我喜欢上了你 I'm attracted to you.
你觉得 还是你知道 You think, or you know?
我知道 I... I know.
终于 Finally...
我们有进展了 we're getting somewhere.
嘿 雷伯里先生 Hey, Mr. Rayberry.
我带来了一个短篇故事 一篇我昨晚写的散文 I brought a short story, some prose I wrote last night.
你能看看吗 告诉我你的看法 Would you look at it? Just give me your 2 cents?
当然 但我不会手下留情 Sure, but I'm not gonna pull any punches.
没问题 谢谢 Of course. Thank you.
要喝茶吗 You want some tea?
当然要 Heck, yes.
我马上回来 请自便 Be right back. Make yourself comfortable.
《木星日志》手稿 布拉德雷伯里撰写
等等 所以凯文和克雷也是 Wait, so Kevin and Clay are also...?
是的 Yeah.
但没有多少人知道他们的事 所以不要到处宣扬 But not many people know about them, so don't go around quoting it.
不 当然不会 No. No, of course not.
我十岁的时候 When I was 10,
我妈妈和她妹妹大吵了一架 my mother and her sister had an awful falling out.
我的卡萝尔姨妈 最后搬到格林尼治村当了作家 My Aunt Carol ended up moving to Greenwich Village to be a writer.
我妈对她的称呼都很不好 托妮 My mother called her awful things, Toni.
例如 Like...
变态女同性恋 a sapphic sexual deviant.
那时我才开始意识到 That was around the time that I started realizing
也许我和卡萝尔姨妈一样 maybe I was like Aunt Carol.
尽管我永远不会像她那样生活 Even though I'd never get to live like her.
爱女人 Loving women.
我从有记忆以来就知道 I knew I liked girls as much as I liked boys
我男女都喜欢 for as long as I could remember.
我13岁时被父母抓到 My parents caught me necking
在和邻居格伦达亲热 with my neighbor Glenda when I was 13 years old.
他们把我赶出了家门 Then they kicked me out of the house.
不是吧 托妮 Oh, no, Toni.
然后我搬到了我奶奶家 And then I moved in with my grandma.
我可以自由自在地做自己 And I can be exactly who I wanna be.
你奶奶同意吗 Your grandmother approves?
差不多吧 More or less.
我一直觉得 如果我不想让家人和我断绝关系 I always believed if I didn't want my family to disown me,
就得演一辈子的戏 I would have to spend my life playing a part.
这就是我和阿奇那件事的本质 一场戏而已 That's what that whole thing with Archie was, a role.
那现在呢 And now?
现在 Now...
我准备好做其他尝试了 I'm ready for something else.
我可以理解你 I can dig that.
["Hey Speed Queen" playing over jukebox]
老爹的店
♪ Hey speed queen, looking real fine now Hey, speed queen... ♪
阿奇安德鲁斯 Archie Andrews,
河谷镇居民的油猴子 Riverdale's resident grease monkey.
-你要加油吗 朱利安 -当然 -You need to fill up, Julian? -Sure do.
还要给轮胎打点气 And some, uh, air in the tires.
贝蒂 电视台是你父母经营的 这事是真的吗 So, Betty, is it true your parents run the television station?
是的 河谷镇电视台 Yeah, they do. RIVW.
你怎么没上他们的舞蹈节目 《河谷镇大看台》 How come you're not on their dance show, Riverdale Grandstand?
我不知道 参加这个可需要不少时间 Oh, I don't know, uh, it's a pretty big time commitment.
每天放学后三小时 Three hours every day after school.
天啊 你不喜欢跳舞吗 Gee, don't you like to dance?
她当然喜欢 Of course she does.
总之 你们不在镇上和河谷镇高中 Anyway, what do you two cool cats like to do
最漂亮的女孩一起时 都喜欢做什么 when you're not out on the town with Riverdale High's ginchiest gals?
-我们是辩论队的 -还有篮球队 -We're on the debate team. -And the basketball team.
-还有荣誉社团 -还有羽毛和头骨读书会 -And the Honor Society. -And the Quill and Skull.
沃尔特 Walter!
你好 阿奇 Hey there, Archie.
感觉我新来的加油服务员 可能需要提提神 Thought my newest gas attendant might need a little pick-me-up.
是啊 你不知道到底有多累 老爹 Yeah, you don't know the half of it, Pop.
听说他们又重组篮球队了 因为战争结束了 Heard they're getting the basketball team going again now that the war is over.
对 我叔叔是教练 Yeah. Yeah, my uncle's the coach.
你爸上学的时候 我经常看他打球 You know, I used to watch your dad play when he was in school.
河谷镇高中最棒的篮板球员 Best rebounder Riverdale High had ever seen.
从小到大 我爸经常跟我一起打球 Well, he and I, we used to play a lot growing up.
直到 Right up until...
他去参战 he went off to the war.
他为国效力 我为他骄傲 Proud of him for serving our country the way he did.
他是真正的英雄 He was a true hero.
是的 老爹 Yeah, he was, Pop.
他确实是个英雄 He honest to gosh was.
我读书读到天亮 I read until the sun came up.
雷伯里先生的小说《木星日志》 Mr. Rayberry's novel, The Jupiter Journals,
就像《飞侠哥顿》一样精彩 就像是菲茨杰拉德本人写出来的 was like Flash Gordon as if Fitzgerald had written it.
我无法相信雷伯里先生 And I couldn't believe that Mr. Rayberry was just letting it sit
将它保存在一个纸箱里没有出版 unpublished in a cardboard box.
贝蒂 So, Betty,
威利昨晚陪你走回家时发生了什么 what happened when Willie walked you home last night?
没什么 毫无感觉 Nothing. No butterflies.
天啊 你的心还在阿奇身上吗 Oh, dear. Is it that your heart's still set on Archie, do you think?
是的 这说明我完蛋了 Yes, which means I'm doomed.
贝蒂 我们谈过了 Betty, we talked about this.
罗密欧和朱丽叶在后勤方面有问题 但最终还是解决了 Romeo and Juliet had logistical problems, but they figured it out.
维罗妮卡 他们都死了 Veronica, they both died.
直到第五幕才死的 Not until Act 5.
补充一下 是在他们失去童贞之后 And only after they lost their cherries, I might add.
总之 我有个主意 Anyways, I have an idea.
接近一个人的一种方式 One way to get close to someone
就是跟他在深夜长谈 进行有深度的聊天 is by having long, meaningful, late-night conversations with them.
所以 不如你和阿奇 So why don't you and Archie
等你们各自的看护成年人 上床睡觉之后 wait for your respective gatekeeping adults to go to sleep,
互相给对方打电话 then call each other up on the telephone.
促膝长谈 深入了解对方 Start having intimate heart-to-hearts, and get to know each other that way.
但阿奇的卧室里没有电话 I wish, but Archie doesn't have a telephone in his bedroom.
该死 你确定吗 Shoot. Are you sure?
我确定 我可以从我的房间 看到阿奇的房间 I am. I can look into Archie's room from mine.
抱歉 你可以从你的房间 看到阿奇房间的窗户 Sorry, you can look into Archie's bedroom window from yours?
-这是不是说你偷窥过他 -是的 看过很多次了 -Does this mean you've glimpsed him...? -Yes. Many, many times.
贝蒂 我想亲眼看看这个舞台表演 Betty, I think I have to see this floor show for myself.
幕布通常什么时候升起来 What time does the curtain usually go up?
嘿 油猴子 Hey, grease monkey.
我昨晚回家时 发现挡风玻璃上有污渍 When I got home last night, I noticed a smudge on my windshield.
把车开回站里 我再擦一遍 Bring it back to the station. I'll take another crack at it.
我会的 与此同时 你去食堂给我买瓶汽水怎么样 I'll do that. In the meantime, how about you get me a soda from the cafeteria?
送水的 Water boy.
你为什么不自己去 朱利安 Why don't you get it yourself, Julian?
我也想 但我在保存体力 好在这周末 I would, but I'm saving my energy so I can obliterate your dad's record
刷掉你爸和森特维尔大学比赛的记录 against Centerville this weekend.
总得有人去做这件事 显然不会是 I mean, somebody's gotta do it. And it's clearly not gonna be...
嘿 Hey, hey!
打起来了 Fight!
玛丽 我一听说就过来了 Mary, I just got here and I heard what happened.
我会跟费瑟黑德谈谈 处理好这摊烂事 I'll talk to Featherhead and straighten out this mess.
退后 弗兰克 我是他妈妈 这一轮我上 Back off, Frank. I'm his mother. I'll take this round.
集合 姑娘们 我已经定好了这个赛季的任务分配 Gather up, girls. I've decided on assignments for this season.
首先 托妮托佩兹 会位于母老虎金字塔的顶部 For starters, Toni Topaz will perch at the top our Vixens' pyramid.
-但空中飞人一直是我 -今年不行 -But I'm always the flyer. -Not this year.
-太过分了 -不 这是拉拉队 -This is outrageous. -No. This is cheerleading.
当然 如果你对我的领导选择 感到不满 Of course, if you're feeling frosted by my leadership choices,
你可以退队 伊芙琳 现在就可以 you're welcome to quit, Evelyn. Immediately.
我会留下 I'll stay.
-抱歉 你说什么 -我会留下 -Sorry, what was that? -I'll stay.
好极了 现在来说下其他的事务 Ah. Fab. Now, on to other business.
阿奇 告诉我怎么回事 Archie, tell me what's going on.
我见过你和你爸爸打篮球 几乎每天都能看到 I saw you and your father play basketball practically every day.
你喜欢打篮球 为什么不想加入球队 You love it. So why don't you wanna play on the team?
是因为弗兰克叔叔吗 Is it because of Uncle Frank?
不是 No.
不 不是因为弗兰克 No, it's not Frank.
是因为 It's...
你刚都说了 妈妈 Well, you said it, Mom.
篮球是我和爸爸一起做的事 Basketball was something Dad and I did together.
每当我走进健身房 或者拿起篮球 Whenever I walk into a gym or pick up a ball...
我就想起爸爸 感觉心脏突然间突突地跳 I think about Dad, and suddenly it's like there's an anvil on my heart.
如果我上场比赛 我知道我只会想着 And if I played, I just know all I'd be thinking
我希望爸爸能在这里 在看台上看着我 is I wish Dad were here watching me from the stands.
我理解 I understand.
我也希望如此 I wish that too.
然后还有另外一件事 And then there's the other thing.
要是上场比赛 If I played...
如果我打得不够好怎么办 what if I wasn't good enough?
-如果我给爸爸丢人了怎么办 -阿奇 -What if I tarnished Dad's memory? -Oh, Archie.
我知道弗兰克说 你父亲不会为你感到骄傲 I know Frank suggested that your father wouldn't be proud of you,
但这话完全不对 but that is simply not true.
你父亲会非常骄傲的 Your father would be so proud.
听着 如果你不想打篮球 可以不打 Listen, you don't have to play basketball if you don't want to.
但看到你加入他的球队 没什么能比这更让你父亲开心 But nothing would make your father happier than to see you play on his team.
甚至可以身穿他当年的号码 Maybe even wearing his number.
也没什么能比这更让我开心 Nothing would make me happier too.
无论如何 我会叫弗兰克对你放松要求 And one way or the other, I'm gonna ask Frank to ease up on you.
雷伯里先生 我真的希望你不会生气 但是 Mr. Rayberry, I really hope you don't get upset, but...
我读了你的小说 I read your novel.
天啊 我爱死了 Golly, I... I loved it.
你一定要出版这本书 You have got to get this published. Uh... Just a minute.
等一下 你偷了我的手稿 You... You stole my manuscript?
只偷了一个晚上 Only for a night.
你跟菲尔斯顿一样是个贼 You are as much of a thief as Fieldstone.
-雷伯里先生 拜托 我 -不 滚出去 -Oh, Mr. Rayberry, please, I...-No. Get out of here.
-把手稿给我 -好的 我这就走 -And give me my manuscript. -Yeah. No, I'll go.
但你必须把这个出版了 我可以帮你 But you have got to get this published. I can help you.
滚出我家 Get out of my house.
你给埃弗雷夫那小妞的教训 真是够狠的 Pretty swinging how you gave that Evernever chick what for.
我总是尽可能组织起最棒的啦啦队 I always strive for the best cheer team possible.
我想向你表达我的敬意 Well, I'd like to show you my appreciation.
可以吗 Would that be okay?
当然可以 More than okay.
["Lover's Prayer" playing]
♪ Lord, show me ♪
♪ If he really loves me ♪
♪ Tell me, does he ♪
♪ Truly care? ♪
♪ If the love... ♪
这和我想象的监视行动不太一样 This isn't exactly what I imagined our stakeout would be like.
你想象的是什么样 What exactly did you imagine?
实话说 就和吉米斯图尔特 和格蕾丝凯利在《后窗》里那样 Truthfully, Jimmy Stewart and Grace Kelly in Rear Window.
大家好 Hello.
我们中断常规节目 We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming
插播一条流浪汉紧急警报 with an emergency flatter bum alert.
上帝保佑美国 God bless America.
退后 玲玲马戏连体人 Stand back, Ringling Brothers,
因为这是世界上最棒的节目 because this is the greatest show on earth.
你有望远镜吗 Ooh, do you have binoculars?
算了 阿奇那种大小的壮硕肌肉 我们不需要 Never mind. We don't even need them with the size of Archie's bulging...
望远镜 muscles.
求救 卧倒并掩护 Mayday. Duck and cover.
天啊 我早该知道 Oh, my God. I should have known.
吉米斯图尔特也遇到过同样的事 The same thing happened to Jimmy Stewart.
对 但至少他在努力抓杀人犯 Yeah, but at least he was trying to catch a murderer.
我们只是在偷窥 We're just Peeping Pattys.
-你睡着觉了吗 -一夜没合眼 你呢 -Did you get any sleep? -Not a wink. You?
一样 The same.
但这让我有时间思考 But it gave me time to think.
如果他看到了我们 那他可能和我们一样尴尬 If he did see us, then he's probably just as embarrassed as we are
一个字都不会出去乱说 and won't say a word about it.
他像孔雀一样昂首阔步 I mean, it's positively shameless the way he struts around like a peacock,
展示着他那荒唐的腹肌 真是太无耻了 flashing those absurd abdominal muscles of his.
你们好 女士们 Howdy, ladies.
-你们好吗 -阿奇 早上好 -How's it going? -Archie, good morning.
维罗妮卡 你介意让我和贝蒂谈谈吗 Veronica, would you mind giving Betty and I a minute?
单独谈 In private?
没问题 贝蒂 我们回头再聊 Of course. Betty, we'll catch up anon.
阿奇 Archie...
继续努力 Keep up the good work.
所以 昨晚我看到 So I... saw you...
你和维罗妮卡 and Veronica last night.
偷看我了 Looking at me.
抱歉 我不知道你在说什么 Sorry, I don't know what you're talking about.
贝蒂 没关系 Betty, it's okay.
我喜欢这样 I liked it.
我叔叔让我白天忙得不可开交 You know, my uncle's got me real busy during the day,
但我每晚都只能待在房间里 but every night I end up in my room.
我也是 每晚都待在自己房间 Every night I end up in my bedroom too.
如果我们同时回到 What if we ended up in our bedrooms...
自己的卧室呢 at the same time?
然后看着对方 And looked at each other?
今晚怎么样 午夜 How about tonight? Say, midnight?
好 我会出现的 Yeah. I'll be there.
我也是 Same.
我会穿得很特别 And I'll be wearing something special.
好的 Okay.
好的 贝蒂 我得去健身房了 All right. Well, I gotta run to the gym, Betty, but, uh, I...
我真的很兴奋 I sure am excited.
-贝蒂 我真的很兴奋 -我也是 激动得不得了 -Betty, I'm really excited. -[chuckles] Me too. Like, beyond excited.
嘿 送水工 待在边线那边 只允许球员进入场地 Hey, water boy, stay on the sidelines. Court's for players only.
很好 因为我是来打球的 Good. 'Cause I'm here to play.
你不能让他加入球队 教练 You can't just let him on the team, coach.
我们怎么知道他的球技好不好 How do we even know if he's any good?
还有其他问题吗 Any other questions?
好了 继续热身 All right, then. Let's keep warming up.
我这么做不是为了你 弗兰克叔叔 是为了我自己还有我妈妈 I'm not doing this for you, Uncle Frank. I'm doing this for myself, and for my mom.
还有我爸爸 And my dad.
我尊重这一点 阿奇 I respect that, Archie.
沃瑟斯博士 这是我今天 从道尔顿多利那里没收来的 Dr. Werthers, I confiscated this from Dilton Doiley today.
这就像在对抗九头蛇一样 桑顿老师 It is like fighting a hydra, Mrs. Thornton.
砍掉一颗头 另一个头会重新长出来 Cut off one head, another grows in its place.
是的 Yes.
只不过这颗头是我们的一个学生写的 Except this particular head was written by one of our students.
贾格赫德琼斯 Jughead Jones.
["Smoke Rings" playing]
作者: 贾格赫德琼斯
♪ Tell me, where do they go ♪
♪ Those smoke rings I blow each night? ♪
《恐怖教室》
《十一月郡》
♪ What do they do ♪
♪ Those circles of blue and white? ♪
♪ Why do they seem ♪
♪ To picture a dream of love? ♪
♪ Why do they fade ♪
♪ My phantom parade of love? ♪
♪ Puff, puff, puff ♪
♪ Puff your cares away ♪
♪ Puff, puff, puff ♪
♪ Night and day ♪
♪ Blow, blow them through the air ♪
♪ Silky little rings ♪
♪ Those little smoke rings I love ♪
♪ Please take me above with you ♪
♪ Blow, blow them through the air ♪
♪ Silky little rings... ♪
贝蒂 Betty...
这里到底怎么回事 What in the actual hell is going on here?
你到底在干什么 What in God's name are you doing?